Jobs Writers and Actors Have Picked Up During the Strike

We can't ALL be giving hand jobs in the back alley of Zankou Chicken.

I went to the oncologist last week.

While she was trying to make small talk while pressing on my boobs looking for cancer, she asked: “This may be a dumb question, but how do you writers and actors get money to pay the bills during a strike?”

After I farted loudly to make an awkward situation even more awkward and avoid having to answer the question, I e…