An Open Letter To the $2 Billion Powerball Winner Who Bought a $25.5m Mansion

Whatever happened to just some hookers and cocaine?

Dear $2 Billion Powerball winner,

I see you recently purchased this $25.5 million home in Hollywood Hills.

Now you're fucked.

No really.

You.

Are.

Fucked.

That $2 billion gonna go quick now that you announced to everyone your name and where you’re living.

You’re now a mark, people gonna make a lot of money off you.

But wait. You didn't get $2B. You took the lum…